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    PostPosted: 25 Apr 2011, 16:23 
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Hee, bless :mrgreen:

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    PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 21:17 
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shazzeth wrote:
When your boyfriend refuses to get in your car, if you're going to play PTL :lol:

Directions for correction:

1. Remove CD from player
2. Plant foot in boyfriend's face
3. Wave CD in boyfriend's face
4. Utter the phrase "get a decent taste in music"
5. Re-insert CD into player
6. Select track 6
7. Turn volume up to eleven (or whatever is the maximum on your CD player of choice)
8. Drive off at high speed

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    PostPosted: 24 May 2011, 21:18 
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I can't watch Funhouse (or, indeed, hear the mention of the name Pat Sharpe) without thinking of The Darkness.

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    PostPosted: 25 May 2011, 02:21 
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When your boyfriend is genuinely a little jealous of Dan (Guess that's more of a Danling thing).

Whenever someone mentions 'on the rocks', you have to stop yourself from jumping in with a shriek of "with no iiiiiiiice!" And when you do it drunk one night, your friends look at you like you're bonkers...

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    PostPosted: 25 May 2011, 18:01 
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:lol: lmao, Alia!

When you have an urge to buy anything leopard or zebra print, thanks to a certain lead singer/guitarist ;)


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    PostPosted: 25 May 2011, 18:38 
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    PostPosted: 25 May 2011, 21:53 
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touchyfeelywoman wrote:

When you have an urge to buy anything leopard or zebra print, thanks to a certain lead singer/guitarist ;)


Aye. Or sparkly, covered in zips, chains, sequins or interesting lacing :mrgreen:

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  Re: You Know You're A Darkling When...
    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 10:10 
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...when you can't say the phrase "give me the keys" in anything other than an incomprehensible high pitched way "gimmethekeys!!!"


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    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 11:22 
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Rada wrote:
...when you can't say the phrase "give me the keys" in anything other than an incomprehensible high pitched way "gimmethekeys!!!"



Was just going to say the same thing when it comes to 'Guitar' turning into "GEEETARR!"

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    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 17:43 
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Oh! Just remembered another one...

...When it doesn't really feel like Christmas until you've heard 'Christmas Time (Don't Let the Bells End)' on the radio or played it on Christmas Day :D

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    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 18:29 
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Wayne wrote:
I can't watch Funhouse (or, indeed, hear the mention of the name Pat Sharpe) without thinking of The Darkness.


Now we don't address that entity by that name anymore do we? We address that sleazebag as a c___


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    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 18:31 
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Wayne wrote:
shazzeth wrote:
When your boyfriend refuses to get in your car, if you're going to play PTL :lol:

Directions for correction:


I think you should get these on a T-Shirt.


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    PostPosted: 26 May 2011, 21:04 
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Darsis wrote:
I can't watch Funhouse (or, indeed, hear the mention of the name Pat Sharpe) without thinking of The Darkness.


It really is something when looking at two blonde buxom twins in short skirts and jumpers makes you think of 4 blokes.

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I thought the twins took out a super-injunction against that story?


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....you want to cuddle dinner ladies.


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    PostPosted: 07 Jun 2011, 16:52 
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Taffy wrote:
Hearing "I've Had The Time of my Life" in the supermarket makes you grin like a fool and dance about as you get flashbacks to the awesome gigs you've attended.

Or is that just me?


...Nor can you use the phrase "Is it just me?" without thinking about Lands End and the Taj Mahal! :)

...And you may or may not have a hard time asking for one way train/plane tickets to anywhere but hell... and back.


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Rada wrote:
...when you can't say the phrase "give me the keys" in anything other than an incomprehensible high pitched way "gimmethekeys!!!"

This happened to me today! A colleague said "Gimme the keys" and I almost knocked her over with my high-pitched interpretation! :-)

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your dinner lady comes in with a copy of local rag saying 'there's an interview with TD in it, my neighbour brought it round to 'give to that girl at your school' ' :oops:

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